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Description
I Speak Sarcasm Periodically T-ShirtWhether you're fluent in science or just fluent in snark, this tee delivers peak sarcasm with a dash of periodic charm. Designed like the elements table had a meltdown in a comedy club, its the perfect way to warn others that every conversation with you comes with side effectsmostly eye rolls and roasted egos. Made from soft, lightweight cotton that's ideal for comfortably judging people from a distance. Wear it to class, work, or anywhere sarcasm is
Whether you're fluent in science or just fluent in snark, this tee delivers peak sarcasm with a dash of periodic charm. Designed like the elements table had a meltdown in a comedy club, it’s the perfect way to warn others that every conversation with you comes with side effects—mostly eye rolls and roasted egos.
Made from soft, lightweight cotton that's ideal for comfortably judging people from a distance. Wear it to class, work, or anywhere sarcasm is your default setting. It’s educational and emotionally unavailable—what’s not to love?
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